Not 46-year-old Hunter Hu, a noodle restaurant owner from Brisbane in Australia. Hell no.
Hu was confronted by a 19-year-old man, who passed a note demanding money, pointing to a single knife tucked into his pants.
Hu went to the back of the store, but instead of getting the money, he came out running with two massive meat cleavers — chasing the would-be thief straight out of the store.
“You have one knife? I have two,” Hu yelled at the robber as he charged at him, he told 7 News.
The failed robber was in such a rush to avoid the dreaded cleavers, that bumped into a man loading groceries into a car nearby.
He then sprinted across six lanes of traffic to hide out at an adjacent fast-food store. Police found him and arrested him.
It’s hardly surprising to hear. but Hu wasn’t scared by the encounter: “It’s Australia. I don’t worry,” he told the news outlet.
We think Hu might relate to The Simpsons’ Moe Szyslak’s feels on the knife thing.